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I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it. I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.
A bunch of nerds stole it to make sure theirs were completely perfect. We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since. My mother took it to have it framed. It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket stole it.
I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back. My mom's whooping cough vaccination wore off and we had to go to the hospital.
My skimpy printer ran out of ink. I wasn't able to do my homework this weekend because when I went ice fishing, the heater inside of the tent got too close to the wall of the tent, starting it on fire.
And when I ran out of there, I realized that my cat was still in there. My cat was in there because all the small fish that I catch, I just give to my cat. But when I went back for my cat, the fire was too hot. So I spent the weekend morning the loss of my cat. You didn't say bring them in.
My youngest daughter couldn't turn in her homework because her younger step-brother had stolen it, filled it in and turned it in to his teacher to prove how smart he was.
My house is being fumigated and I don't want to go in there and suffocate just to get it. I left it in my shirt and my mother put the shirt in the wash. I didn't do it because I spent all night doing the previous night's homework.
My Dad accidentally put it in his briefcase and took it to work. My flash drive exploded. The cleaning lady threw it away.
I felt like doing the whole book on the bus ride home, so I did -- but after the first pages, I got bus-sick and puked all over the workbook and all my homework! What a coincidence, eh? And it was already too late to start another one, so my mom wrote me a note excusing me for not bringing in my homework.
I was looking at it on the bus when Billy or whoeverwho was sitting next to me, felt really sick and guess what happened? I put it in the safe, but lost the combination. Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.
Had to bail mom out of jail again. A sudden wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.I forgot my homework last night. so i didn't do have to funny excuses the wrong because i didn't do homework. The parents ever had a true excuse.
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25 answers I was going to do my homework. I swear! But it took me so long to find a crack dealer that was holding. The dog ate it it is funny because it was actually true but try getting anyone to believe it!!!
Bears Mom · 1 decade ago. alphabetnyc.com: Resolved. 14 Hilarious Homework Excuses. By Hillary Hill. August 21, If you're an educator, you've undboubtedly heard your fair share of excuses from students who don't have their assigned homework with them, which can range from plausible to hilariously absurd.
I Didnt Do My Homework i didnt do my homework Sep 22, How to Excuse Yourself from Unfinished Homework. did your work because then she will know that you didnt want to do your homework I Didnt Do My Homework Because is an imagined series of absurd excuses for why the protagonist didnt do his homework/10().
I wasn't able to do my homework this weekend because when I went ice fishing, the heater inside of the tent got too close to the wall of the tent, starting it on fire. And when I ran out of there, I realized that my cat was still in there. Funny Excuses For Not Doing Homework I was always a good, on-time, A-B student who always had his homework ready to present as the class bell rang.
I can't remember a time I needed an excuse for not having it prepared.